Here's a good joke... just received in my Inbox this afternoon, to break the monotony of your Monday... in case you need it! 
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around... looking for valuables, when a voice in the dark said; "Jesus knows you're here!!"
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin... clicked his flashlight off... and froze!
When he heard nothing more... after a bit... he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires... clear as a bell he heard the voice again: "Jesus is watching you!"
Freaked out... he shined his light around frantically... looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot!!
"Did you just say that? he hissed at the parrot."Yep", the parrot confessed, then he squawked;
"I'm just trying to warn you... that HE IS is watching you!"
The burglar relaxed and replied:
"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"I'm Moses", replied the bird!
"Moses?", the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
The parrot replied.. nodding towards the corner of the room;
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus!!"
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