You know how Doctor's Surgery receptionists always ask why you are there... and force you to answer in front of a room full of other patients, what's wrong and you know how sometimes... it can be embarrassing?
I know most of us have experienced this. I just love the way this old guy handled it.
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded Doctor's surgery waiting room and approached the desk....
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist... a little flustered and irritated, said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that!"
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused everyone, in this room full of people, some embarrassment.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something like that and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private".
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions, in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone".
The man walked out... waited several minutes... then re-entered the doctor's reception.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked;
"Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear", the old man said.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it"!
The waiting room erupted in laughter!
Mess with seniors... and you're going to lose!
2 comments:
Ernie, that was so funny I almost pee'd myself! You're truely one funny guy.
-Jacie
heh heh Thanks Jacie... glad you liked this but I really can't take any credit for it, well, other than for posting it!
It's just one of many 'funnies' we receive daily in our Inboxes. God knows who writes them. This one actually... is quite an old joke.... and you know what they say... the old ones are the best!! ;)
Thanks for your comment though! :)
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